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1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray!

2. Book wey no gree enter head go enter exam hall!

3. Goat wey get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh!

4. Who naked no dey chook hand for pocket...!

5. Wetin concern dog with family planning!

6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road!

7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load!

8. Pikin wey go strong go strong...No be say until dem name am Samson!

9. Na over confidence make February no complete!

10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start!

11.Head wey no wan think, go carry load...!

12. Hand wey stay long for pocket know say nothing dey that pocket!

13. Forget Trust, If trust dey, Water no for boil Fish!

16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile!

17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching take start!

18. Feel at home, feel at home na hin dey make visitor spoil remote control!

19. Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start!

20. It's a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London!

21. Christianity is free, but you go buy Bible!

22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o!

23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh!

24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap!

25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler tomorrow!

26. The patient dog...Nah hungry go kill am!

27. I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds!

28. No food for lazy man no be for person wey hin mama get restaurant!

29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew wey curry dey!

30. I am covered by the blood of JESUS, E no mean say make u no lock door sleep ooh!

31.) Pastor wey dey pray for mad person no dey close eyes!

32.) I wan marry, I need pikin, I need money, na e make Church Overflow dey full!

33.) I know too much, i know too much na e make SAN no fit recite National Anthem!

34.) I know book, I know book, na hin make you dey say merit, instead of advantage!

35.) The tin wey make egg strong for pot na hin make yam soft for pot!

36.) Pikin way Say e mama no sleep, he self no go sleep!

37.) Sun too hot e no mean say fowl go lay boiled egg!

38.) Monkey smart monkey smart, nah because tree near tree!

39.) Na run wey nor serious Na hin woman de hold breast!

40.) Na cooperation dey make rice full pot!

41.) Cockroach wey say hin sabi acrobatic dance for the place wey fowl dey do general meeting don waka kurukere waka be dat!

42.) Say Lion dey sick no mean say hin with cat na mate.

43.) This burial rich, this burial rich, na hin make to die hungry elders!

44.) We go make am, we go make am make village dry and Lagos full

45.) Na economy recession make teacher use ruler measure yam. Abeg no blame...the thing dey blood!

46.) Pikin wen wan chop party rice no dey fear to dance!

47.) Say cat sabi swim no make am catfish ooh!

48.) E go beta, e go beta, na hin make camel still dey cari load!

49.) I no be your mate na hin make slippers get size!

50.) Park there, where you dey go, na so road block become toll gate!

51.) Fish wey scatter for soup still dey inside the soup!

52 ) I never ready, i no need love, na money I want, na so sugar daddy take start!

53.) This writeup sweet, this writeup sweet no mean say you no go tell your friend to con check our site


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